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Allan Sproul was an American banker. Widely regarded as one of the world's foremost central bankers, he served as President of the Federal Reserve Bank of New York from 1941 to 1956.
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Actinidia rubricaulis is a species of plant in the Actinidiaceae family. It is found across southern China and southeast asia as far as northern Thailand.
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Stade de France is the national stadium of France, located just north of Paris in the commune of Saint-Denis. Its seating capacity of 80,698